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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 1 year 3 weeks ago

Lyn Blue

Fri, 05/29/2009 - 06:35

Today I was watchin' that 2012 thing on TV, and I thought - what happens if we REALLY all die like that....? Will it be better than the other - the way I know I'll die? Does it even make a difference? The main difference is that I'll die alone vs. the entire planet dying together. That's pretty big, I suppose.

But I wasn't really fantasizing about death... I was fantasizing about life and what it means to live. All I know is that I want to have smoldering, dirty sex again before I roll over. I want my log to look at me like I'm the most irresistible bitch on the planet. But I really don't think that'll happen, which is why I did what I did next.

I put out an add on Craigslist: Looking for a good man. No whining. No complaining. Big muscles, preferably. Big dick (I didn't really write that but I wanted to).

Needless to say, they took it down immediately. What's the big stupid deal anyhow? They said it was prostitution. Whatever. I wasn't going to pay for it - dumb asses.

Looks like I need to move to Vegas if I want to get my way. Meanwhile, I'll just sit here all horny and blog about it.

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